Do you think animal dating services should be legal?
Posted by admin on Oct 30, 2009 in new technology |
I was considering starting a animal dating service over the internet…I would select the top breed animals from animal shelters, therefor it could be a win win situation.
Do you think the government would let me make such an enourmous profit off of this gig?
note: this is just a dating service people should not expect to get more out of this then just a date. What happens after the date is entirely up to the animal. In past some have been bitten
THESE ANIMALS ARE NOT PROSTITUTES!! They are strickly escorts
other animals are available as well….not just dogs.
are all responders just interested in dating dogs?
well my service will have a variety to choose from
You are demented.
No one wants to go out with a dog.
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If you believe you can make an "enormous profit" from "animal dating" more power to you!
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i’m sure the liberals won’t see a problem…if it’s all consenual of course
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One small flaw – there are very rarely any pure bred dogs in animal shelters. Additionally, what are you going to do with the dogs from the shelter after you breed them? They will now be your responsibility.
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I think that animal prostitutes would render your idea untenable.
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You are demented.
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If you do do this, then you must make sure that you have every bit of information you can get about the dogs -have they every bitten anyone, what they do in their house. About the government, they’d probably need you to give them an example of a profile of a dog to see if it’s okay.
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my dog says people like you make him want to get neutered.
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what? thats crazy!! the only thing that WOULD work is getting a database of pedigree animals that potential breeders can choose from in order to breed their own animal. and it could be monitored, similar to a dating service, but more of a database/meet and greet for breeders/
i dont think you should use animals in that way, i mean animals arent humans, they cant make decisions the same way as we can, and you’re right, the animals could get hurt, how could you monitor if an animal you choose for a date is potentially dangerous or skittish?
and even though you’re trying to be noble by choosing animals from shelters, what about all the other crossbreds? there are a far larger percentage of abandoned bitzers out there, because ppl can make money out of pedigrees.
i applaud you for thinking of the idea, but you really need to consider it more. how would you get the animals from the shelter? would you just give them back after the date?
i think there are better alternatives, like even matching potential animal owners WITH pets from a shelter, selecting from the owners likes/dislikes, capability etc.
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Is it even legal to date an animal! * shudders* that’s just creepy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :0
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that is very good idea! i am going to try it too!!
THANKS FOR THE RUDE ANSWER ABOUT FRESH IDEAS ON MY LAST QUESTION. THANKS I LOVED IT YOU BIG JERK (i love u). OH ANYWAYS, I RAN OUT OF QUESTIONS, SO YOU WILL HAVE TO INVENT YOUR OWN IDEAS INSTEAD OF STEALING MINE.. AT LEAST UNTIL TOMRORW
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THIS CONFUSED GOVERNMENT IS ALLOWING ANYTHING THESE DAYS! IF STRIPPERS ARE ALLOW TO GET NAKED, TEASE AS WELL AS SEX MEN, AND THE GOVERNMENT CONDONE IT BY GOING ALONG WITH THE LIE THAT IT IS ART AND A FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS, THEN yes! of course! by all means set up a animal dating service….JUST DON’T set up ANYTHING that have to do with praying, or exhibiting religions artifacts and whatever you do DON’T MENTION JESUS! Follow these instruction and you are sure to get the GOVERNMENT’S BLESSINGS….oops and don’t say blessings that’s a no, no b’cos it is connected to religion. HECK, I WOULD BE SURPRISE IF THE GOV.T. didn’t pay YOU to set up such a site. IT WILL KEEP PEEPS MINDS OFF OF THE WAR AND OFF OF ANYTHING DECENT! DECENCY IS ALSO NO, NO! So go for it
In fact, maybe people can get a law passed to make bestiality, homosexuality, necrophilia and pedophilia the norm because it all can be considered freedom of speech and shortly, they all will be coming out of the closet and demanding their rights, anyway!!!
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http://sify.com/news/fullstory.php?id=13379620
Nepal man marries dog to ensure luck – and then dies – Sify.com
Kathmandu: A 75-year-old man in Nepal married a dog in a local custom to ensure good luck only to die three days later, a newspaper reported Wednesday. …
sify.com/news/fullstory.php?id=13379620 – 69k –
Nepal man marries dog to ensure luck – and then dies – Sify.com
If you think it is ridiculous that men would marry dogs, it is not so ridiculous after all. In 2004, a 75 years man in Nepal married his dog for good luck but he died three days later. This was reported in the French press. Marriage must remain one man/one woman. Homosexuality is immoral.
http://thinkprogress.org/index.php?p=255